I was going to post about how wasteful I was yesterday, but my actions today just compound the fact:

Yesterday I ordered, and had shipped with Two Day Shipping, a 32 ounce jug of Shady Maple Farms Grade B Maple Syrup.

Today, shipped separately, also with Two Day Shipping, I ordered a six-pack of 16 oz. cans of Carbon’s Golden Malted Waffle and Pancake Flour.

Counting transit and packaging, I’ve reduced the lifespan of humanity by at least another hour.  Sorry.