Where I Am: In my Living Room

What I’m Doing: Standing in front of a television show so unfamiliar it’s bordering on disturbing

It’s been a month since I started this project and I haven’t learned all that many lessons for all the mistakes I’ve made. You would think I would take several photos over the course of a day to prevent a true depiction of my fatness being forced upon the world.

It’s not just the camera though. I’ve gone from cheating on my diet to completely neglecting it. I could give a million excuses, some of them valid (I had a non-functioning kitchen for a month), some of them flights of fancy (for every pound I lose, an angel dies) but it really just boils down to this: food is delicious.

This Friday I’m heading to Walt Disney World and returning again the following weekend. This is the event that Lisa and I have been pointing to as the last hurrah of our porky indulgence.

We’ll see.