Where I Am: In my finally-finished kitchen

What I’m Doing: Assuming the camera is pointing somewhere it isn’t, looking like a hunched-over douche as a result

Well, the kitchen is finished. For now. That’s the new sink I’m posing next to.

We’ve got the appliances and cookware from the bridal shower (which happened back in…April? May?) out of the closet and on the counter or stored away. The only things left to do is install a backsplash and buy new appliances, both of which are a long way off. I feel like I’ve typed this before. If I ran out of things to talk about in a month, I should just quit.