Where I Am: In my car, by the Botanical Gardens in the Bronx

What I’m Doing: Trying out new fat person myspace poses

I was mistaken.

I believe that this is the first appearance of my cool rockin’ sunglasses. There they are.

The day after my mother’s surgery was marked by a scramble to supply her with comforts she will never take advantage of. I bought her a DVD player along with a bunch of DVDs: The Office Season 1, Fawlty Towers, the complete Blackadder, Red Dwarf I-IV, the complete Bottom, The Wire season 1,  The Bourne Identity, Oldboy, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and quite a few others that I can’t remember.

They watched two episodes of Bottom, hated them, and haven’t watched anything since. I’d rather they had the option to ignore them than nothing to ignore.