This is the beginning of the long and arduous task of chronicling my (almost) entirely Disney Wedding and Honeymoon which lasted for an (insane in retrospect) 38 days.

There is a slight problem in that I don’t remember when things happened.

I didn’t do anything resembling a recap while I was on the trip and here I am three weeks after it ended racking my brains trying to figure out if I went to Animal Kingdom or MGM on Day 27. It’s just not going to work that way.

Sure, I’ve got a ton of pictures that have a time and date associated with them and I can use that whenever a picture triggers a memory. I’m sure I have a picture of me in a shirt that looks like I sneezed while doing cocaine and that can accompany a little story about the guy in the America Pavilion who gave me a free funnel cake just because I’d gotten married recently.

A lot of stuff happened like that, little things and really big things, and they made the trip an incredible one. I plan on sharing a lot of those stories but you’ll have to excuse me if I don’t tell you if they happened on July 19th or August 7th. Just come along for the ride.